Madam, Does the Ross Gazette need a puzzles page section? Not when we have the weekly mind bending conundrums on the Letter's page from Mr K Horne of Gorsley. Hours of fun here for all the family, though even the code breakers of Bletchley Park might finally have given up in despair at last week's corker.
We can all agree that there is no 'h' in Greek. It reminds me of an English teacher in the old Welly pub in Upton Bishop. He was asked by some local pleb why there needed to be two fs in paraffin. Unfortunately he had just received a hefty parking fine and, although of a normally cheery disposition was feeling less than chipper. "I couldn't give a monkeys how many fs there are in paraffin," he said "but I do know for a fact there's no f in justice."
B Evans, Upton Bishop
Editor's note, Unfortunately Mr Horne's letter last week was more than usually enigmatic because the editor had cut a section rendering it nonsense.